The week in review

 

 

 

 

I managed to remember to take a few pictures of my kitchen adventures this week. But since I did repeats of some of my favorites (and because my food photographer is sub par at best) I am just posting a couple. Below is some shrimp fried “rice.” Previously, when attempting to make cauliflower fried rice, I had to grate the cauliflower to rice size by hand. Now I have the great fortune of being able to toss it in my ninja for about 15 seconds.  Fried “rice” is great because you can substitute in or out any number of meat or vegetable options. Or even fruit. Like you see here, I added pineapple and fresh basil leaves. The original recipe is on nomnompaleo.com. I would love to get my hands on her cookbook and just work my way through.
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Also from Nom Nom Paleo this week I attempted Green Chicken, and Cracklin’ Chicken. Cracklin’ Chicken is a staple in my house. I absolutely love it. My husband, however, isn’t a huge fan. He just doesn’t seem to enjoy chicken thighs. Regardless of how I cook them.  The green chicken was, unsurprisingly, not my favorite. I dislike cilantro and the mint with meat thing… It was just too odd. But don’t let that discourage you from trying it. It seems to be a crowd pleaser, according to NomNomPaleo facebook comments.

I’ll probably be making some bone broth soon. While cutting the bones out of my chicken thighs, I remarked to myself “I’m running out of places to store bones…” And of course immediately realized how creepy that sounds out of context. Which I also verbalized. My husband had to agree, from his seat on the couch. I did explain that I was in the middle of preparing dinner and that I had 2 tupperware containers of bones already and just none left to use because they’re all busy (I ended up using a ziploc bag) but he still thought it was an odd thing to say out loud.

 

 

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Also this week I decided I needed to tackle some of the paleo snack recipes I’ve been collecting, and had picked up the ingredients for. I only actually got around to one. Easter weekend. We got busy with church and egg hunts and visiting family. But I did make time to try Popular Paleo’s Apple Pie Snack Mix. Best news? It’s Whole 30 compliant. No… wait… Best news is that it is DELICIOUS. Served warm or room temperature. I mananged to have the self control to feed most of it to my kids, but I had to have some. And it’s back on my to do list.

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It’s dried apples, walnuts, coconut oil, vanilla, toasted coconut flakes, and “pumpkin pie spice.” Super easy and fast to make. I put that last ingredient in quotes because I don’t ever have it on hand. Ever. It seems silly to me to buy something like that when I own all the ingredients separately and could just as easily use a dash from each of those bottles of spices.  I’m not going to post the recipe but believe me when I say you should head over to Popular Paleo and grab it. Yum.

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This picture is misleading… Yes, it looks great stored in a mason jar. But to be honest, it stayed there for about 30 seconds before we ate it. And in unrelated news… K milked a goat yesterday. Grandma and Grandpa have new baby goats. The kids were just too happy to head out back to see them. And my adventurous little farm girl tried her hand at milking.

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This is my new dehydrator. Because my husband loves me.  And today I will be drying watermelon, strawberries, and apples. You can guess what the apples are for. The strawberries are for granola bars. And eating plain. And the watermelon is just going to be done in strips… like candy. Hope it all goes well.

 

What’s the opposite of a green thumb?

Before I tell you an amusing anecdote, I must preface it with some information about me. First, I’ve somehow managed to kill every plant I have ever owned. To be fair, there have been few. But I’m just not great with remembering to care for them. And even the ones I try to tend to seem to just keel over. Second, when I moved into my current house, there were ants. And not just a few like “darn it is spring so there are ants”… like I brought in some food and my counters were CRAWLING. I was so pissed I almost moved the hell back out, honestly. If I had known what a problem and expense they would continue to be, I would not be here right now. We’ve got it livably under control… But once I escape this place, if I never see another ant it will be too soon. /tangent. Anyway, so I bug bombed just to give myself a running start. I left my plant inside. It’s the one plant I have. It’s still alive, obviously, but I wasn’t sure if plants can just be poisoned… And my husband teases me mercilessly. And lastly… I have had pets. I don’t kill my pets. Also, hopefully, an obvious point. Specifically, I have had pet rabbits. A wild one I found in the garden, and two New Zealand Whites. One of the NZW chewed his way free never to be seen again. But Bubbles (my nzw doe) lived a long, if quite over fed, life at my hands in a hutch in my carport.

Story time.

We’re driving to church the other night and my husband and I are talking about our lawn. It’s uneven and a bit overrun with weeds. So he’s not sure the little mower will be able to tackle it. I suggest that he invite his mother to bring up the goats and let them graze the place and then he can mow it after they’ve given us the assist. Which somehow reminds me that I saw mini jersey cows on pinterest (yes yes… I’m addicted) and I say that I think small cows are perfect for homesteads.

Husband: “No. We are not getting a cow!”

“Well, not now. But some day…”

“Ok. Some day. After I am dead. You can have a cow.”

“But I want one for milk for the family…”

“No. No livestock.”

“Except the rabbits….”

“A rabbit. One.”

“….What am I going to do with ONE rabbit?!”

“Keep it alive for 3 weeks without bug bombing it. Then you can have another one.”

I started laughing then, which sort of ruins my argument. He does understand that you can’t breed rabbits with just one. But since I’ll likely buy each rabbit from a different breeder (to make sure they’re not related) a little time between buying one and the next isn’t that big of a deal to me. Plus I can work on growing some of their food during their time. And building another hutch or rabbit tractor or whatever. Collecting things I need. He did look at me a little funny when I suggested that we might want 2 or 3 does… So I’ll probably start with just one. And then keep a doe from the first litter and let her start breeding when she is old enough. It’s a good slow start. Allows for a learning curve. My husband figures I shouldn’t name the rabbits, but I will probably nickname the breeders for my own use in record keeping. Then I can add a letter and number for their tattoos. Not that I’m entirely sure how to go about tattooing a bunny ear…

Today I’m going to work up a list of edible herbs and plants I’d like to pick up for gardening purposes. But that’s for after school. Today’s lesson is revolving around a “spring” theme. And a quick lesson on the real reason for Easter. They learn it in church but since the kids are allowed to watch TV, they see a lot of other stuff too. I don’t think they care about the Easter bunny myth… they just enjoy chocolate rabbits.

Get Fit

I’ve had a hard time getting into a workout routine. But taking my measurements and a step on the scale yesterday (after wondering why the outfit I chose for Sunday’s babyshower was so snug…) was a HUGE wake up call. I’m not going to post them but I will say that I weigh as much as I tend to after I have a baby. So… yuck. I’m all soft and my clothes are fighting me. My husband has started a new schedule at work (4 tens) and as such, has to be up and out an hour earlier. Leaving me a good 1.5hrs before my kiddos get up to work out and sit down with a cup of post work out green tea. Obviously if I’m dieting, I’ll have to abandon my unhealthy morning coffee most days. I tried “ballet bootcamp” because I found it on YouTube and got a great workout. It’s definitely a top cardio choice. And I’d like to lift at least 3 days a week. And use Sunday as a day for just stretching. I can’t have a rest day with no stretching because it’ll kill my bad knees.

I’ve started having the kids do Cosmic Yoga before A takes a nap. They’re obviously not in need of any diet or weightloss but healthy habits start early. I’ve been half-assedly paleo (and thus the kids have been as well) for a while now. But I’m going to really clamp down starting this month. Whole30 style. With the exception of Easter treats. And even that will be as healthy and limited as possible. My daughter has already started the Easter countdown, so of course we’ll have a big chocolate bunny. And participate in the egg hunt at church.